Tuesday, January 15, 2008


I'm sure a fair portion of us have seen these things dangling from a variety of vehicles.

I think the oddest part about them is that dudes pick these things up because they are perceived as so "manly," (hey bro, my truck has balls!!!) and yet I'm willing to bet that exactly ZERO of them would be interested in displaying a big huge veiny WANG on their trailer hitch.

Nuts = manly
Penis = gay

How did we arrive here, where one part of the male anatomy is permissible to display on one's vehicle, but the other, very close by, bit isn't? And based on the above equations, it seems that someone displaying a weiner on their vehicle would be seen as...a pussy?

1 comment:

VideoRose said...

It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can't do. And putting testicles on the back of a truck is just too much.

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