Thursday, January 31, 2008

<3 Pancakes

I dedicate this post to my friend Kelly, she loves pancakes almost as much as James Provan. He made these silly videos about pancakes... well really I guess they are crepes but whatever... I love them too. Plus look how beautiful and clean his kitchen is! Yum! Yum!

He like them here too.

Of course if you are too busy to make pancakes you can always eat cereal

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Internet Party

My first contribution to this blog. I feel this video accurately describes Internet.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Rose has Teeth in the Mouth of a Beast

In keeping with this month's theme (oh, wait V-day isn't till next month. I guess we're getting a head start here at BG). Read this Nerve article inspired by the new movie Teeth.

The article and trailer reminded me of the song "Roses and Teeth for Ludwig Wittgenstein" by Matmos. Here's a link to a really bad YouTube video where you can at least hear the chorus (in Bjork's voice too).

ohhh Rebel, Rebel!

This guy, Corey Worthington Delaney, had some knock down drag out party in his neighborhood that ended with police in riot gear or something. It caught the attention of the Australian media. So it of course was put on YouTube. I saw the original interview he did with the blonde on YouTube a few days ago. He made her look pretty foolish. Of course he is the one dressed like an extra from The O.C. The dude reporter doesn't seem to be investigating so much as jealous. ha ha. Check this jerk out!

Anyways I looks like curtains for this party boy, he has apparently been arrested and chaged with some wild things like producing child pornography and creating a public nuisance. Crazy Read more here.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

vagina couch

ok, well, after that last post, it seemed only right to post this handmade vagina couch for sale on craigslist. if you are in CA or collecting vulval art, it would probably make a lovely accent in any room. (anthony, i heard you just moved and need some furniture),

but, is it comfortable? looks like you might be in a cozy tv watching pose....

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I'm sure a fair portion of us have seen these things dangling from a variety of vehicles.

I think the oddest part about them is that dudes pick these things up because they are perceived as so "manly," (hey bro, my truck has balls!!!) and yet I'm willing to bet that exactly ZERO of them would be interested in displaying a big huge veiny WANG on their trailer hitch.

Nuts = manly
Penis = gay

How did we arrive here, where one part of the male anatomy is permissible to display on one's vehicle, but the other, very close by, bit isn't? And based on the above equations, it seems that someone displaying a weiner on their vehicle would be seen as...a pussy?

Thursday, January 10, 2008

come inside, pour yourself a drink, grow yourself a beard, or GET THE FUCK OUT

This is the best thing I've found on the internet in a while. Please listen to all of the songs.

I'd put something more coherent here but it's just too wonderful.

On an unrelated note, I'm happy to see everyone would rather have sex with Alex Trebek than Larry David. Cheers!

Bag it!

Today I helped save the world. Did you? I bought a cloth bag ($1.99) at Ellwood Thompson's, and the little tag on it tells me "14 PLASTIC BAGS contain enough petroleum to drive a car a mile... 380 BILLION PLASTIC BAGS or wraps are thrown away in America each year...Making ONE PAPER BAG emits 70% more global warming gases than making a plastic bag....0 PAPER BAGS biodegrade in landfills due to a lack of oxygen; cities spend 17 CENTS PER BAG in disposal costs, wasting millions of tax dollars." So the only answer is to carry reusable cloth bags with you whenever you go into ANY store! They aestheticly far more pleasing, colorful, and versatile. What are you waiting for? Help me Save the World! (Now if someone could just invent something or reprogram my brain so I don't leave my lovely bags in the car when I go shopping!)

Just Finished Musick Video from my New Band

Amores Lejanos - originally by Enanitos Verdes

Ahm nawt in tha video but ah know those that are n those that shot n edited it.

Now that they've gawt me on tha low-end, it rawks a bit hardah!


Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Eugene Hutz Top Ten

Here is a message from my boyfriend, Eugene Hutz of Gogol Bordello:
Eugene's Top 10 of 2007

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Thursday, January 03, 2008


If they can do it so can we! This year let's all try to work a little harder to attain this goal.

Also, one of my professors had a screen print of this poster in her office when I was in college. It's pretty rad as you can see!

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Drawn! has a picture of a King Kong and Godzilla poster that is sooo cute! Actually, it’s from the collection of socially conscious posters of the Graphic Imperative. Ranging from the years 1965 to 2005, the posters in this collection have featured graphics promoting themes of peace, social justice and the environment. This particular poster of King Kong and Godzilla symbolized peace between the United States and the Soviet Union. It also commemorated the 40th anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima.

This is a recycled blog.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

breakdancing godzilla

i'd heard tell that there was finally a video of bg's hot moves on youtube, and this is, so far, the best i've seen. aren't you glad?